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Event Failure Vibrations

by Woosley

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1.
69 Riviera 00:45
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'69 don't seem like yesterday Feels like today Cruising down a holiday street Quit your bitching start the revolution... Four years Four score Waiting for most of a century in a '69 Riviera like you really care (yeah, right) Quit your bitching start the revolution... Medicine songs Poetry jokes Nobody gets them what's the point? Cruising down your cruising mile
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Shit Tools For Hip Fools 03:10
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Teresa's Pizza Palace burnt down On a Friday night when it rained Me and you was hanging 'round Never felt an inch of pain 'Cos I took 152 percent of The recommended daily dosage Thought you was laughing when you fell down them steps I thought maybe you was calling out my name You was singing: Shit tools for hip fools and You found me out You had a dream in 3-D You said the Truth did speak to me I was standing in your doorway like an angel I was putting microphones on all your amps Shit tools for hip fools Helped me find me out Teresa's Pizza Palace burnt down but I got a friend in town She's an investor Gonna rebuild the place Turn it into a bar Set up a Friday night and sing: Shit tools for hip fools
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3 03:44
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We are three Lost amongst the cosmos Three, gone until who knows where and Do we really care? Once we know that time and distance will not separate us The third dimension was not born to hate us Three We are three Silly children exhaling lightly Feeling every limb What should they know of death and nightly? Cottage girl Three years old Thin blonde hair Clustered 'round a head of gold Wildly clad Eyes of blue It's up to me and you We are three... Sisters, brothers, little maid How many may you be? You've been staring at me with eyes of blue Wondering What did she see and Where are they? It looks like two but He's never gone One's at home and One's at sea We are three...
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Agony 03:41
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Agony inside Agony outside You say that you're through with the circus but I'm looking over your shoulder You tell me that you're tired of this and that but With the big screen kiss We've got you covered Agony inside Agony outside
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Stella 02:50
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Corby's got vanilla I said what the hell I used to think I was a good fella... Now I do bad things to good people I used to be a fella who cared Cigarettes, she says they smell I said oh well Now I drink and smoke to Hell I'm still okay I'm still alright Stella! Stella!
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Bicycle Jogger 01:57
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When she can't hear the bear put all the mice to sleep Beware! For the violin piper will not scare He's like a skunk at midnight in the garbage My mind is Venus Venus is foggy I can't find the footing There is no land in sight Venus is foggy and I am soggy atmospherics Venus is foggy and I am a bicycle jogger Rolling away Rolling today I'm a bicycle jogger
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Hudepohl 02:16
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I hear you right I hear you write and I wish you well I hope the hell they put it on a page Cos I understand you're all the rage in Your own mind and That is beautiful To find we finally have a spine To hear the joy of our own voice and Not to pay it any mind To know you've always had a choice You might have taken any time Not seeking any fame or Making a good dime Taking neither the credit or the blame and Emptying 5 cans of Hudepohl
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Horrorscope 03:20
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Yeah! (Did we do this one last night?) I suggest you deal creatively with budding tension between you and your ally Maybe you can convince him to get down on the floor with you and tussle like puppies or How about organizing a game of paintball? Gather together in someone's backyard Throw rocks and dishes, bottles and old tvs Sneak a boombox into abandoned buildings and parking lots Or have your own guerilla dance party Stage a lying contest in which everyone competes to tell the most outrageous whoppers Any one of these strategies will go far toward ensuring the success of your own visions in coming weeks Don't ever stop or walk away The man will eat you alive Or anything you want Hundreds of online listings Find your roommate with the click of a mouse Bottles and maps Put a for sale sign on it and advertise it Anything you want The New Deal Ewww, '87 Honda I wrote a book about it and In the future I will drive it into your daydreams and You will never sleep again without the sound of my engines
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Country Matters 02:05
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Woke me up in the dead of night To see if I was alright Thank you for checking in When you're worried about your personal survival If that's the way it is on the so-called streets I'm laughing, dancing, kicking my feet Oh, how could you take it for real and How could you not see through The typical brainwash lying fool Country matters I'm sick to death of worrying about... Country matters You just don't get it anyway... Country matters
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Through Our Crooked Whiles 04:32
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Wherever you go That's where I want to be In pandora's box with you Not everyone can say They're a beautiful freak Not like you And I'll be calling you out Courting a plan and Looking for a silent future Surrounded by your beautiful and It's numbing smile Through our crooked whiles We will be together

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The majority of this album was recorded live over the course of one weekend at Paul Abbott's place in the summer of 2004. 9 of the tracks were recorded on Friday and Saturday and "Country Matters" was recorded on Sunday.

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released June 5, 2004

Drums- Paul Abbott
Guitars- Paul Gault
Guitars- Barry Hensley
Bass- Moe Nelson
Acoustic Guitar and Vocals - Sean Woosley

All songs written by Woosley Band 2004

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Woosley Columbus, Ohio

Sean Woosley is a singer-songwriter, and musician.

A noted figure in Columbus, OH pub rock and alt. country, Woosley recorded a string of well reviewed records with his namesake, Woosley Band, beginning with 2000’s “Sometimes Mighty Tranquilized".

He has also released multiple online only lo-fi 4-track conceptual sketches that he records in his basement. ... more

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