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Shit Tools For Hip Fools

from Event Failure Vibrations by Woosley

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Teresa's Pizza Palace burnt down
On a Friday night when it rained
Me and you was hanging 'round
Never felt an inch of pain

'Cos I took 152 percent of
The recommended daily dosage
Thought you was laughing when you fell down them steps
I thought maybe you was calling out my name
You was singing:

Shit tools for hip fools and
You found me out

You had a dream in 3-D
You said the Truth did speak to me
I was standing in your doorway like an angel
I was putting microphones on all your amps

Shit tools for hip fools
Helped me find me out

Teresa's Pizza Palace burnt down but
I got a friend in town
She's an investor
Gonna rebuild the place
Turn it into a bar
Set up a Friday night and sing:

Shit tools for hip fools

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from Event Failure Vibrations, released June 5, 2004

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Woosley Columbus, Ohio

Sean Woosley is a singer-songwriter, and musician.

A noted figure in Columbus, OH pub rock and alt. country, Woosley recorded a string of well reviewed records with his namesake, Woosley Band, beginning with 2000’s “Sometimes Mighty Tranquilized".

He has also released multiple online only lo-fi 4-track conceptual sketches that he records in his basement.
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