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Horrorscope

from Event Failure Vibrations by Woosley

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Yeah! (Did we do this one last night?)

I suggest you deal creatively with budding tension between you and your ally

Maybe you can convince him to get down on the floor with you and tussle like puppies or

How about organizing a game of paintball?

Gather together in someone's backyard
Throw rocks and dishes, bottles and old tvs
Sneak a boombox into abandoned buildings and parking lots

Or have your own guerilla dance party
Stage a lying contest in which everyone competes to tell the most outrageous whoppers

Any one of these strategies will go far toward ensuring the success of your own visions in coming weeks

Don't ever stop or walk away
The man will eat you alive

Or anything you want
Hundreds of online listings
Find your roommate with the click of a mouse
Bottles and maps
Put a for sale sign on it and advertise it
Anything you want
The New Deal

Ewww, '87 Honda I wrote a book about it and
In the future I will drive it into your daydreams and
You will never sleep again without the sound of my engines

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from Event Failure Vibrations, released June 5, 2004

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Woosley Columbus, Ohio

Sean Woosley is a singer-songwriter, and musician.

A noted figure in Columbus, OH pub rock and alt. country, Woosley recorded a string of well reviewed records with his namesake, Woosley Band, beginning with 2000’s “Sometimes Mighty Tranquilized".

He has also released multiple online only lo-fi 4-track conceptual sketches that he records in his basement.
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